ONE MORE!!! WHAT A JERK

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Phone Sex

I couldn't HELP IT!!!

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Nipple Nipple

Do me haaaaaard...

Lyrical

The point of language, as poets are wont to say, is not merely to inform. The creation and representation of lyrical qualities in a line of text is no mere sentence forming, it is ART.

To appreciate, one must learn. To appreciate meaningful language expressed as a dialect, please enjoy:

My sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread.

hahahahahahahaha!

http://chickennutbread.blogspot.com/2005/07/filipino-english-incident.html

JOIN FACEBOOK...NOW!

me and fai are already in there...heh :D
100x more fun than friendster!!

www.facebook.com

waiting for you all ah....
we can organise events via it!

- still trying to finish my CV and do the redang slideshow...

More Pictures from Redang

Okay, since jean started the bytes rolling, i better present what i have too. It's only in beta, since my camera ran away and the other's in the shop.

Click here:
http://download.yousendit.com/86DEBG35906FBG0D

Will send more once i can.

Pictures from Redang

Here's my contribution...

Download it here below:
http://download.yousendit.com/75CDAF24795EAD9C

eng, send us yours leh...and let's create a kick-ass slideshow! :D

Redang

Ok guys. We should be going to this nice lil place for our annual beach chill-off. Looks like Mukut.

Anyway it's called the Redang Bay Resort... Mai Hiam ah, it's the best remaining space liao. Check here.

Fai and Kish! Don't worry, we'll head out somewhere, sometime, soon ok?

Ok so the details are...

Jean and Shiyun would have to pay 261 bucks each for a Double Room
The rest... 251 for a Triple.

Sat night would be a 2100 bus ride from Golden Mile, 0930 boat ride the following day, 0800 boat ride back to mainland on Tues and then a long journey back, reaching Singapore at night.

Confirmation will come on Mon. So we all pray our class trip falls through okok?
And nabei i had sooo much trouble booking this thing you guys owe me a meal at Redang lah.

Harry Potter Didn't Die!

Yup, Harry dies but not really.
Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Dobby all die, Wormtail got clobbered by his own arm (it's pretty funny), Snape was working for Dumbledore all along but dies anyway (Yes, Rowling was pretty bloodthirsty in this book), and Voldemort got killed by his own wand.
Harry married Ginny and got 3 kids, while Ron banged Hermione and got 2 kids. Draco got a kid from somewhere too, and Hogwarts reopens.

And oh, the above post contains SPOILERS. Do NOT read it if you have not read the book.

B-grade MTV

I dare you not to laugh.
basically the lyrics (or anything else) doesn't make sense - probably is a mating song.

For Kish

Well how can we be so Chinese, that we forget that Kish is actually North (snigger) Indian?

Good buddy of your's here shall post a music video too. To show that I am not a racist Chinese.

For those people who can't understand Tamil... No worries, got um... English subtitles! Enjoy!

A Beautiful Hokkien Song

I'm supposed to have kicked the dangerous habit of blogging, but i really need to share this clip.

Yes, i KNOW it's really Chinese, but let's listen to it in hokkien. Anyone who served NS or know basic Singaporean hokkien should, er, enjoy this.

Don't look at the lyrics, and just fall in love with this, er, beautifully impertinent song...

Kakak Ipar (sister-in-law)!

ok ok....so I know I'm very slow in finding out such things. Can't blame me, I don't live in the east and I am living in another working world but nonetheless, I'm soooooo excited to find out that....

FAISAL IS ATTACHED!! :D
*screams & cartwheels*

sorry to bloop, bro. but I think it is a piece of important news and we should celebrate it.
Heck, bring her on saturday okie?
oh this is so happy happy happy!

kehehehehhehehehehe.
now, together everyone, "love lift us up where we belongggggg...."

Well if you people are really zuobo...

5 minute management course by Dr Huang

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, Who was that? It was Bob the next door neighbor, she replies. Great, the husband says,did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?

Moral of the story If you share critical information with your colleagues and stakeholders, you will be better positioned to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129. The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm 129. The priest apologized, Sorry sister but the flesh is weak Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.

Moral of the story Know your job, if you are not well informed in your field, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish. Me first, Me first, says the admin clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Puff! She's gone. Me next, Me next, says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Puff He's gone. OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing The eagle answered Sure, why not. So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy. Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut

THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE.

No "good old days" - these days are just as good.

wah. long's post made me want to cry :(

yes indeed, we have been through alot of things - exams, national slavery, heartbreaks, overseas trips, CORS bidding and ridiculous songs at KTV....

After several comp crashes and a stolen laptop in science faculty carpark on my last day of school, here are some nice remaining photos that we took some time ago:

raw fish makes us crazy.

lim kopi - the high class way (with abit of cozy nuzzling by Ming)

"where did debbie go?"

ALL TOGETHER-LY!!

me thinks it will be damn funny if someone can scan our JC photos (remember last day of school?) and put it on the slideshow thing we have on our blog - ask me for the username + password.

oh, and guys - can someone please send me the pictures we took in tioman? I'm sure the guy who stole my laptop must be relishing over them right now. damn, I hope he burns in hell.

I love you guys. so please take care of yourselves and don't do anything rash in your youth - because we still have each other's weddings to go to and godma/pa's of kids to be to.

and for those of you who (still) don't have blogs - what are you doing. Go get a blogger account and for a start, you can begin your virginal post here and pop the blog cherry! :D then we can list everyone's addy here. good way to update ourselves. oooooo i love this blog - we can even have polls on when to have our next outing. HAHA!

muacks muacks love love.

HEY PEOPLE.

Now look, i just love the title of this blog man. Kish!!! did you noticed you appear at the back heh heh heh. Hairy dunno how to put in alphabetical order...

Here's to the gang! May we eventually grow to encapsulate another member (ahem), so it becomes TWO malays instead of one ya?

Was thinking of adding an intro to us all. Here's a mugshot of the group, taken off some road in Arab Street.


Front (left to right): The one in white is Yun and she likes rabbits. Then the one in that flattering tube thing that highlights her GREAT assets is Mao (Hairy, not the chairman). The irresistable, charming dude with the wide grin and tall stature is yuLong (no joke) and lastly, accentuating his height is that cute guy in green Liang (he doesn't bite and does not suck).

Back (right to left): The big mouth that occupies 50% face area is Ming (he doesn't bite but i bet he sucks... still, he is cool). Nice smiling guy Alex is the most decent (and not newest addition) of the group, full-time boyfriend to Hairy and upgrading soon (we all really hope for that!) to full-time hubby to Mao. Orang Asli Fai comes next, ever big and solid integrity-wise (and more...). Beside him is the nice girl he chats the whole night away with, whose name i sadly failed to catch. Fai never tried to intro to me because of his rapt attention paid to said girl. Debbie went MIA earlier, before the picture was taken, so the flora-print pillar to the right of Liang represents her.

Last but not least, standing in front of a white pillar (so as to be seen i guess), is KISH!!! Arguably my favourite guy in the gang. He is BIG, HAIRY and HUGGABLE, much like the average teddy bear, only bit tanner than most. He and I go back a long ways, remember Ye Goode Olde Ophir? Here are two shots from the Ophir trip that bear testimony to the pally nature of your's truly and Kish.


"Twist!!! Long is the best! Without him, i would have
rolled down to Checkpoint 1 instead of reaching 7! He
saved my life!!!"


"Huummm, all in a day's job. Busted me knee on
some random tree stump after holding on to me bud
who lost his balance. What the hell, He ain't heavy,
just heavier, and he is my bro, he's just too macho to say it."

Disclaimer: Your's truly tried to recall what really transpired, and therefore the pics and speech sequences should be regarded as vaguely correct, but what the hell, Mao never told me this was some module webby, so there is no need for stuffy academic prudence, citations and all the lame crap. Anyway Kish is not in the background of the second picture, i checked.

Moving on, the A1 gang has been around for more than 5 years and counting. Good and bad times we have seen each other through (maybe laughing a bit here and there), ears all around for woes, horniness, lameness, colourful language, such qualities are still unchanged since J1. Growing older day by day, but still a trashy novel-like sort of a class. So barring people who drop dead halfway, I hope we can last as a group for say... as long as we live ya? With me not?

we pop the cherry!

testing...testing...testing...
woohoo first entry! :D